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spotandsigil asked: I think I might try to find someone who can spruce-up your 'Under the Sea' parody, lol. I'd give you credit of course.
Sure, but yeah, I would appreciate if you gave credit/linked to the original video and whatnot.
Yesterday, there were TWO MORE opportunities for me to go “ON THE REEED LIIIIINE.”
There was a restaurant called RED LINE, and I said that we had to go, but Anne Marie is queen of having no fun, so we didn’t. We could’ve eaten ON THE REEEED LIIIIIIIINE
And then there was an energy drink brand called Red Line. ON THE REEEED LIIIINE
ON THE REEEEEEEEEEEED LIIIIIIINE
GOTTA GO
Strike a pose, team.
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This gave me chills.
the a-kon staff can hardly contain their excitement
Oh boy I can’t wait to wait in line to see him for hours and then never see him!!
yohohohoooo
You’re dead and yet still a nuisance to everyone. So you steal your superior rival’s client and get kicked out of your company and then you have to drag your sorry ass around the land of the dead searching for the saint whose afterlife you ruined.
Another one: you lose all your friends and have to climb strings of drool to find them and then pummel them to convince you’re still a friend worth keeping around
a little girl tries to fix a computer even tho like 100 people are telling her not to. and then theres an exciting choice at the end where you can decide whether or not to fix the computer after all
So your main character doesn’t even like talk, which is total bullshit, and you never meet anyone except through these gay-ass stupid things called audio books or some shit and what the fuck I have a wrench that’s total bullshit who the fuck is atlas what a faggot.
Basically a bunch of ugly teenagers that look like the babies of a coked out go-go dancer and a shifty radio dj commit acts of vandalism all over Tokyo on their fucking rollerblades, while listening to some shitty Japanese music. Of course they think they own the damn town so you gotta fight off some fish, some robots, and some butthurt girls to take it back over. They all try to evade the police when they get caught for it. Turns out that police guy has some magic, or some kind of crime syndicate, who gives a shit. You win by spray painting someone to death.
That actually sounds AWESOME. I’m gonna do another one.
jesus christ mario can’t even jump in this game what the fuck is this dice shit okay seriously stop doing the hootenanny i have to get like 20 fucking coins to get some bullshit star and you keep doing the hootenanny and i am not making any progress FUCK i landed on the question mark no fuck you train fuck stop god DAMN IT FUCK
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